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“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You…

— Amanda Steele

“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.”

— Callie Hart

“When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.”

— Jimmy Carr

“I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I mean, look…

— Elle Lothlorien

“I have a condition!” I blurted. Silence. “Like an STD?” he asked. “God no! No! Oh my God.” I blushed profusely and turned my…

— S. Walden

“No,” he said harshly, plopping down on the living room couch. “Then what was it?” “Her hair.” “Huh?” “Her hair. On the app, she…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

“I don’t want to hear it. Go back to Sammy and get your platter of gonorrhea with a heaping side order of chlamydia. It’s…

— Ƹ̵Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥✫Melisa M. Hamling♥✫Ƹ̵Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

“And as I walked up the steps to the stage, the most amazing thing happened: everyone started standing up. Not just the front rows,…

— R.J. Palacio

“Hayden's ovaries stood up and delivered a thundering ovation.”

— Tessa Bailey

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally outrageous, not to mention the danger from STDs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Poppy sighs, shaking her head. "You do realize you just connected the two biggest sluts in The British Isles, right, Brandon?" Hope gasps. "I…

— Nicole Lynne

“before they reached the clinic. The doctor told them that though”

— Grace Fisher