Gonorrhea Quote by Ƹ̵Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥✫Melisa M. Hamling♥✫Ƹ̵Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You…

— Amanda Steele

“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.”

— Callie Hart

“No,” he said harshly, plopping down on the living room couch. “Then what was it?” “Her hair.” “Huh?” “Her hair. On the app, she…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

“I stumbled in a chlamydia support group and received a standing ovation.”

— Eric W Gagnon

“When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.”

— Jimmy Carr

“Yes, because I want to turn my vagina into a gonorrhea culture lab.”

— Sara Wolf

“I have a condition!” I blurted. Silence. “Like an STD?” he asked. “God no! No! Oh my God.” I blushed profusely and turned my…

— S. Walden

“I offered you a choice, and you took it." I shot him what I hoped was a truly scathing glare. "Some choice. I was…

— Molly Harper

“Actually, no, I wasn't thinking about STDs." Because apparently, I'm an idiot. Turns out, I was more worried about babies than I was rabies.”

— Addison Moore

“What about your mom?” “She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested…

— Gayle Forman

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally outrageous, not to mention the danger from STDs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“To all pimps and whores a merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhea.”

— Graham Greene