Quote by Jarod Kintz

“No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. There’s plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can…

— Simon Palmer

“Beds are dangerous. More people die in bed than anywhere else.”

— W.C. Fields

“sex is not limited to a place like the bed. It can take place in the bathroom, the kitchen, the garden and even the…

— Mouloud Benzadi

“I had my own bed. I slept in it alone, except for those times when we needed—not sex—but sex was how we got there.”

— Amy Hempel

“We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.”

— Winston Churchill

“We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm.”

— Geroge Orwell

“We're going to have alot of sex when I get home. Let me see the naughty side again.”

— Christina Lauren

“Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.”

— Callie Hart

“Make love, not beds.”

— Torquato Neto

“If the purpose of love is getting into bed; I guess prostitutes are the most auspicious lovers.”

— M.F. Moonzajer