Straight face Quote by Chantal Fernando

“How would you like it if I poked you?” he asks, trying to keep a straight face. “You already did, you asshole! That’s how I got pregnant!” I yell in his face.” quote by Chantal Fernando — Download Open image

““How would you like it if I poked you?” he asks, trying to keep a straight face. “You already did, you asshole! That’s how I got pregnant!” I yell in his face.””

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