Straight face Quote by Cynthia E. Varnado

“Turns out that disciplining kittens isn't all that easy.”

— Cain S. Latrani

“The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.”

— Ogden Nash

“i look back on my life and it seems to me to be just one damned kitten after another”

— Don Marquis

“I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.”

— Shirley Rousseau Murphy

“You remind me of a little fuzzy kitten, all claws and no bite.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“For just a little while, in all our lives, we're granted brief glimpses at the way things really operate. In those times, we learn…

— Edward Morris

“Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on”

— Munia Khan

“I know you can cook, but I hope you have sharp claws, kitten." "I'm not a fucking kitten," I said, wanting to claw his…

— Samantha Verant

“It's the human condition, Kitten. The unknown isn't something that sits well. They'd rather push it away-not completely, but just enough that it's not…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg

“A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.”

— Champfleury

“It had the expression common to all kittens, that of a tyrant in the becoming.”

— Scott Lynch