Answers Quote by Henny Youngman

“My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.”

— Oscar Wilde

“(Not every doctor can look into a mouse's ear without laughing)”

— E.B. White

“I refuse to answer the phone, especially when it’s not questioning (ringing).”

— Jarod Kintz

“I've told you, I don't know!' bellowed the Doctor, angrily. 'I can't have an answer for everything.' Oh, that's a good one, thought Ace.”

— Mark Gatiss

“The doctor was clueless!”

— Steven Magee

“Yesterday I went to see a doctor. I woke up with a sore throat, congested sinuses, and invisibility. But when I got to the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A word a day keep's the 'head' doctor away!”

— Carol Robi

“What should I do?" I turned to Negin. "I don't know." "Are you a doctor or not?" I screeched. "As I have said a…

— Tom Ellen

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

— Henny Youngman

“People say i need a Doctor! I say i am a Doctor!!”

— PRIYANSHU JOSHI

“Any chance you might be pregnant?” I knew that wasn’t it. “Well, it wouldn’t be impossible,” I humored him. “But I know that’s not…

— Ree Drummond

“There was a ringing in his ears, like a dead phone line that he couldn’t hang up on.”

— Mark Capell