I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth. — Liza Minnelli Copy Share Image
I knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves. — Ross MacDonald Copy Share Image
This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“To the poor memories of drunks,' she said. 'To all the lovely nights forever lost.” — S. Fitts Copy Share Image
“your best men are drunks and your worst men are locking them up, your best men are killers and your worst men… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“America’s infrastructure is now so wretched that, in some areas, the only people who drive straight are the drunks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. — Richard Burton Copy Share Image
The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
“in this house drunks are like monsters. People think if they ignore them they’ll cease to exist.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“Quiet anger frightens me. The drunks, the idiots, the ones that rage easily - them I can handle. I know when to… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of… — Shane MacGowan Copy Share Image
“From Hester’s bedroom—even though the door was closed—we could hear her breathing; Hester’s breathing, when she’d been drinking, was something between a… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“These guys had names for every conceivable drinking situation. They liked to have a little eye-opener to get themselves going in the… — G.M. Ford Copy Share Image
“All drunks, particularly those who grew up in alcoholic homes, have that same sense of angst and trepidation, one that has no… — James Lee Burke Copy Share Image
“Drunks they may be, but a drunken man knows not fear. Fools, aye, but a fool can kill a king. Rats, that… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to… — George Jones Copy Share Image
They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
“It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't want to fall into any single category. I don't want to be known for portraying drunks or heavies or saints. — Van Heflin Copy Share Image
“And you know what the worst thing was? The worst thing was that nobody ever believed how hard we tried.” — Jack McCarthy Copy Share Image
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks — Clive James Copy Share Image
“God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“But God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned;” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I used to think all drunks were idiots, but I don't anymore; I've changed my mind about idiots.” — Santiago Gomez Copy Share Image
“Drunks are an asset on the front line, the army taught me. In the air, we’re a nuisance.” — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
“There is a kind of stupidity among the drunks, particularly when they are sober...” — John le Carré Copy Share Image
