Filled Quote by Greg Fitzsimmons

The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking…

— Shane MacGowan

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

— Joe E. Lewis

The sad fact is that the vast majority of drunks stay drunks. There's a small minority of us who reach that fork in the…

— John Larroquette

Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh.

— Jay Asher

I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!!

— Shanice Love

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

— Ingrid Bengis

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

— Mason Cooley

Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.

— Chuck Klosterman

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

— Lord Byron

Drinking more often brings out the best in the good than the worst in the bad.

— Malcolm Forbes

I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.

— Diogenes

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best…

— George Saintsbury