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Drunk Quote by Jay Asher

“Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not…” quote by Jay Asher — Download Open image

“Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh.”

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