The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to… — Michael O'Leary Airline Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already… — Michael O'Leary Announcements Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already… — Michael O'Leary Announcements Copy Share Image
People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to… — Michael O'Leary Customers Copy Share Image
Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity. — Michael O'Leary Airline Copy Share Image
The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board… — Michael O'Leary Boards Copy Share Image
I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets,… — Michael O'Leary Chief executives Copy Share Image
When you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright.… — Michael O'Leary Bits Copy Share Image
We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them. — Michael O'Leary Annoying Copy Share Image
I came into business to make money, I make no apology for that. I wanted to make a lot of money but… — Michael O'Leary Apology Copy Share Image
A lot of lies and misinformation has been put about by eco nuts on the back of a report by an idiot… — Michael O'Leary Advocating Copy Share Image
If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing.… — Michael O'Leary Bad thing Copy Share Image
Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares. — Michael O'Leary Broken Copy Share Image
MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ… — Michael O'Leary Assets Copy Share Image
The unions need to be taken on. British Airways is massively over-staffed and has got to get its costs down. . .… — Michael O'Leary Airline Copy Share Image
Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody… — Michael O'Leary Airline Copy Share Image
The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares. — Michael O'Leary Broken Copy Share Image
