“If you want to be a cartoonist, live the life of a cartoonist.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Cartooning Copy Share Image
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves. — Oliver Gaspirtz Balls Copy Share Image
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. — Oliver Gaspirtz Dance Copy Share Image
“A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Beautiful woman Copy Share Image
“Free will? Either you follow the word of God, or you'll be punished with eternal hellfire. That's the same kind of "choice"… — Oliver Gaspirtz Abuse Copy Share Image
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made… — Oliver Gaspirtz Born Copy Share Image
Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy… — Oliver Gaspirtz Brief moments Copy Share Image
Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades… — Oliver Gaspirtz 50 shade of grey Copy Share Image
“I believe, if there is some sort of higher power, the universe is it. Whenever religious people ask me where the universe… — Oliver Gaspirtz Big bang Copy Share Image
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves. — Oliver Gaspirtz Bad thing Copy Share Image
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for… — Oliver Gaspirtz Art Copy Share Image
“The happiest people are not the ones with the best or the most things, but those who most appreciate what they have.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Appreciate Copy Share Image
Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die,… — Oliver Gaspirtz Betting Copy Share Image
Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt… — Oliver Gaspirtz Add Copy Share Image
“Ordinary people are products of their environment and fit in. Artists transcend their environment and stand out.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Art Copy Share Image
“How love works: Proximity leads to intimacy, and intimacy leads to a relationship. In other words, people who are around each other… — Oliver Gaspirtz Bosses Copy Share Image
Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green.… — Oliver Gaspirtz Able Copy Share Image
“Our words are often only vague, inadequate descriptions of our thoughts. Something gets lost in translation every time we try to express… — Oliver Gaspirtz Approximation Copy Share Image
“Although I'm an atheist, I try not to crap all over people's belief in God. It may be nothing more than a… — Oliver Gaspirtz Against all odds Copy Share Image
