“Free will? Either you follow the word of God, or you'll be punished with eternal hellfire. That's the same kind of "choice"… — Oliver Gaspirtz Abuse Copy Share Image
Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades… — Oliver Gaspirtz 50 shade of grey Copy Share Image
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves. — Oliver Gaspirtz Balls Copy Share Image
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. — Oliver Gaspirtz Dance Copy Share Image
“A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Beautiful woman Copy Share Image
“If you want to be a cartoonist, live the life of a cartoonist.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Cartooning Copy Share Image
“I believe, if there is some sort of higher power, the universe is it. Whenever religious people ask me where the universe… — Oliver Gaspirtz Big bang Copy Share Image
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made… — Oliver Gaspirtz Born Copy Share Image
Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy… — Oliver Gaspirtz Brief moments Copy Share Image
Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt… — Oliver Gaspirtz Add Copy Share Image
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves. — Oliver Gaspirtz Bad thing Copy Share Image
“Ordinary people are products of their environment and fit in. Artists transcend their environment and stand out.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Art Copy Share Image
“Although I'm an atheist, I try not to crap all over people's belief in God. It may be nothing more than a… — Oliver Gaspirtz Against all odds Copy Share Image
Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green.… — Oliver Gaspirtz Able Copy Share Image
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for… — Oliver Gaspirtz Art Copy Share Image
“Our words are often only vague, inadequate descriptions of our thoughts. Something gets lost in translation every time we try to express… — Oliver Gaspirtz Approximation Copy Share Image
“The happiest people are not the ones with the best or the most things, but those who most appreciate what they have.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Appreciating-life Copy Share Image
“How love works: Proximity leads to intimacy, and intimacy leads to a relationship. In other words, people who are around each other… — Oliver Gaspirtz Bosses Copy Share Image
Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die,… — Oliver Gaspirtz Betting Copy Share Image
