Food Quotes by Aziz Ansari

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

— Aziz Ansari

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

— Aziz Ansari

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

— Aziz Ansari

Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

— Aziz Ansari

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

— Aziz Ansari

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much…

— Aziz Ansari

My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in…

— Aziz Ansari

“A few decades ago, if I wanted to research vanilla ice cream, what would I have even done? Cold-approach chubby guys and…

— Aziz Ansari

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more…

— Aziz Ansari

I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for…

— Aziz Ansari

Myself, Eric Wareheim, and Jason Woliner decided to start a Food Club where the three of us go to restaurants with a…

— Aziz Ansari

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all…

— Aziz Ansari

I went to a place recently I think is one of the most fucked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced…

— Aziz Ansari

I went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced…

— Aziz Ansari

Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz'…

— Aziz Ansari