Julie Klausner

I've tried open-ended jobs and found myself incredibly unhappy. I don't like the monomania of showing up every day and doing the…

— Julie Klausner

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it…

— Julie Klausner

I have never been one for musicians. I know girls are supposed to go crazy for frontmen who close their eyes when…

— Julie Klausner

“Pam (from The Office) is not intimidating, like one of those women who wears makeup and tailored clothes, and has a good…

— Julie Klausner

In all seriousness, I don't get people who need to make a proposal a bigger deal than marriage already is.

— Julie Klausner

What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.

— Julie Klausner

I think when it comes to women who write or who fancy ourselves 'hip downtown literati', there is a certain contempt for…

— Julie Klausner

“But more than anything, as a little girl, I wanted to be exactly like Miss Piggy. She was ma heroine. I was…

— Julie Klausner

It’s important to remember that Mark David Chapman really set a lot of trends: such as the trend of celebrities having bodyguards.

— Julie Klausner

I look forward to the day when being called 'another Monica Lewinsky' refers to the hard work behind a master's degree in…

— Julie Klausner

If you are making money writing, you are doing great. If you can support yourself writing, you are a success. I don't…

— Julie Klausner

The only thing that's a challenge for me is not working. I get depressed when I'm not in motion.

— Julie Klausner

So, things aren't clicking with this sweet guy who keeps calling you. So what? Things like chemistry and fate and all the…

— Julie Klausner

“The trick to realize that the boys who talk so much about being rejected that it seems like the’re proud of it…

— Julie Klausner

This is not what anyone wants to hear, just like somebody who wants to lose weight doesn't want to hear 'diet and…

— Julie Klausner

Feminism was for women, and men never had an equivalent movement or discourse in its wake, so of course the sons of…

— Julie Klausner

I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.

— Julie Klausner

My advice to women who habitually gravitate toward musicians is that they learn how to play an instrument and start making music…

— Julie Klausner

What podcasts can do in order to liven up the talk show area of TV is bring new personalities and unique worldviews…

— Julie Klausner

Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way, they are a microcosm of the Internet.

— Julie Klausner

“...because my vagina is stupid.”

— Julie Klausner

There are good intentions behind many peoples conversion to veganism, including an admirable devotion to the well-being of animals and a justified…

— Julie Klausner

Frances McDormand is my favorite actor. I don't know if that's relevant. But she's a person who plays people. In other words,…

— Julie Klausner

Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.

— Julie Klausner

I just feel like I understand Cameron Diaz better than I ever have before, and I don’t like it. I don’t like…

— Julie Klausner