Funny Quote by Julie Klausner Download Open image “Shirley MacLaine: what an asshole.” — Julie Klausner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Shirley Maclaine Success
“Are you trying to find some sort of reason that I've become such an asshole? The reason is... I'm an asshole. There are some… — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
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“The worst type of asshole is an asshole who doesn't realize he's an asshole. He's an asshole who honestly thinks he's doing right and… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“If Shirley were not an indolent, a reckless, an ignorant being, she would take a pen at such moments, or at least while the… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
“The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence began working like real nuns, raising money for the sick at church bingos and organizing a charity dog show… — David Talbot Copy Share Image
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“Somehow she’d ended up in bed with the man mothers warn their daughters to stay away from. The kind of man fathers go after… — Tessa Bailey Copy Share Image
“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.” — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
“She'd been a good nurse, and now she'd never be a nurse again. She was bitter about it and had turned herself into the… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“See? You asked me once how I could stand it here. It all comes down to a woman, McClain. They’ll make you do crazy… — Tracey Garvis-Graves Copy Share Image
I've tried open-ended jobs and found myself incredibly unhappy. I don't like the monomania of showing up every day and doing the same thing.… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way.… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I have never been one for musicians. I know girls are supposed to go crazy for frontmen who close their eyes when they sing… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
“Pam (from The Office) is not intimidating, like one of those women who wears makeup and tailored clothes, and has a good job that… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
In all seriousness, I don't get people who need to make a proposal a bigger deal than marriage already is. — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally. — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I think when it comes to women who write or who fancy ourselves 'hip downtown literati', there is a certain contempt for being overly… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
“But more than anything, as a little girl, I wanted to be exactly like Miss Piggy. She was ma heroine. I was a plucky… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
It’s important to remember that Mark David Chapman really set a lot of trends: such as the trend of celebrities having bodyguards. — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I look forward to the day when being called 'another Monica Lewinsky' refers to the hard work behind a master's degree in social psychology… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
If you are making money writing, you are doing great. If you can support yourself writing, you are a success. I don't care if… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
The only thing that's a challenge for me is not working. I get depressed when I'm not in motion. — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
