Car Quote by Wendy Liebman

I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.

— Wendy Liebman

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them…well it's killing me!

— Wendy Liebman

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

— Wendy Liebman

At one point, I wrote 20 jokes a day, and I had a commitment to send them to the same three people. Now, I…

— Wendy Liebman

I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your…

— Wendy Liebman

I want to be more myself. Sometimes it takes awhile to find your voice.

— Wendy Liebman

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

— Wendy Liebman

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.

— Wendy Liebman

Most of my childhood is a big blur, 'cause I needed better glasses.

— Wendy Liebman

I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds.

— Wendy Liebman

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's…

— Wendy Liebman

I would love to do a sitcom. I see myself as an older woman, getting married, and her stepchildren, who are in their twenties,…

— Wendy Liebman