Joke Quote by Demond Wilson

Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.

— Celia Rivenbark

I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't…

— Walton Goggins

When people ask me, ‘how do you make it in show business,’ or whatever, what I always tell them — and nobody ever takes…

— Steve Martin

I can cross the line when I'm making fun of people.

— Tom Bateman

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep)…

— Sarah Silverman

I usually tell people upfront what to expect, and that I really want their feedback and their ideas, and if they think I've got…

— Greg Brenneman

I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way.

— Brenda Fricker

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

— William Shatner

When you find yourself about to say something that crosses a line, something that could cause irreparable harm, sometimes the best you can do…

— Tammara Webber

What people don't understand is that when I hear what somebody has said about me, I wonder, 'Don't you know what they are saying…

— Gauri Khan

Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it,…

— George Carlin

It would be nice if everybody who had something interesting to say about my work could say it politely and civilly, but it doesn't…

— Paul Bloom