Dance Quote by Celia Rivenbark

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

People ask me to tell a joke or entertain at a benefit or something, and they are really surprised when I tell them that's…

— Demond Wilson

You get used to such micro-aggressions, those sneaky remarks. Especially in comedy: when the mood is meant to be light you can get accused…

— Rose Matafeo

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and…

— Don Rickles

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic…

— Todd Barry

I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way.

— Brenda Fricker

My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go home and…

— Jeff Ross

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted…

— Mike Birbiglia

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked…

— Aziz Ansari

I joke all the time with my friends.

— Fabricio Werdum