Why the Fuck is TeamLesbian Or TeamBi almost In every Girls Bio on Twitter?.. Where the Fuck is TeamILIkeLonnngggggDick ?? — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when you see someone you like with someone that doesn't deserve them. — Jerett Parker Bitter love Copy Share Image
If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she… — Jerett Parker Funny Copy Share Image
You know he's cheating...but you stay with him...you're a good girl...a good, stupid girl — Jerett Parker Complicated relationship Copy Share Image
I always end up being the one getting hurt...and then accused of hurting the one that hurt me... — Jerett Parker Getting hurt Copy Share Image
My mom assumes any girl that I associate with is my girlfriend -_- — Jerett Parker Mom Copy Share Image
I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them. — Jerett Parker Better off without you Copy Share Image
Hey HOE *She Turns Around* Who You Callin a Hoe?.. Bitch You Turned Around! — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
In real life...you can't write 2 sentences on antyhing...but on Twitter you're a philosopher... — Jerett Parker Life Copy Share Image
Don't make her cry but be there when someone else does. — Jerett Parker Complicated relationship Copy Share Image
When you're single, they ignore you. When you're in a relationship they adore you. — Jerett Parker Relationship Copy Share Image
Bitches be like that text He Sent Me >>>> .. Bitch all he said Was hi — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
There should be an entire column on social networking sites for pictures, statuses, and relationships that no one gives a fuck about... — Jerett Parker Funny Copy Share Image
Everyone notices everyone else's problems but never pay attention to their own. — Jerett Parker Mind your business Copy Share Image
That moment when the person you want to talk to has their eye on someone else. — Jerett Parker Being hurt Copy Share Image
I look back at the shit I used to do...and I wish I could do it again...naptime was my favorite part of… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Why do good girls get treated like hoes and hoes get treated like queens? — Jerett Parker Confused love Copy Share Image
