If you 13 on Twitter you better have TeamSaved, TeamVirgin, and TeamElementarySchool — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when you see someone you like with someone that doesn't deserve them. — Jerett Parker Bitter love Copy Share Image
Girls be begging for 12 inch dicks and they pussy only 6 inches deep...you tryna die tonight? — Jerett Parker Nigga Copy Share Image
Don't make her cry but be there when someone else does. — Jerett Parker Complicated relationship Copy Share Image
When you're single, they ignore you. When you're in a relationship they adore you. — Jerett Parker Relationship Copy Share Image
Parents: They want you to act older...but treat you like a kid... — Jerett Parker Growing up Copy Share Image
Twerking looks gross to me...it looks like 3 midgets are fighting to get out her buttcheeks — Jerett Parker Dancing Copy Share Image
I'm shy around people I don't know...and an asshole to people that used to know me — Jerett Parker Asshole Copy Share Image
People irritate me when they try to use big words on Twitter and can't spell, define, or read them... — Jerett Parker Big words Copy Share Image
You know you ugly if Instagram effects don't help ANY of your pictures... — Jerett Parker Effects Copy Share Image
That moment when you act like you're on the phone when you see someone you don't wanna talk to... — Jerett Parker Phone Copy Share Image
Don't drop a relationship if you don't plan to pick up the pieces — Jerett Parker Complicated relationship Copy Share Image
Ive mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much — Jerett Parker Art Copy Share Image
Dear Math Assignment, Please don't have a back please don't have a back *flips it over* Sincerely, Fuck this homework -_- — Jerett Parker Mathematics Copy Share Image
When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority... — Jerett Parker Calls Copy Share Image
Crush steals food.. *Flirty push* . stop playing :) * normal person steal food* SON OF A BITCH GIVE MY SHIT BACK… — Jerett Parker Cute crush Copy Share Image
Girls be attracted to the most stupidest of things. ooooh girl he got tatts, a SnapBack, 22s and an iPhone. My pussy… — Jerett Parker Attracted Copy Share Image
If a man puts his hands on a female incorrectly, he is a bitch...and deserves to get his ass beat 2 or… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
*phone rings**Puts WEED down* EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEBODY SAYS ONE FUCKING WORD I WILL CUT A… — Jerett Parker Weed Copy Share Image
I listen to music while doing homework, texting, singing, dancing, eating, talking, driving, walking, running, living, breathing... — Jerett Parker Life Copy Share Image
BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down, your toy is under the McNuggets. — Jerett Parker Childhood Copy Share Image
Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound ass should be in them! — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Annoying people Copy Share Image
On the Internet she look like Meagan Good but in real life she look like Chief Keef ShitIHate — Jerett Parker Chief keef Copy Share Image
I'll let you leave now...but no one said I'd wait for you to come back... — Jerett Parker Breakup Copy Share Image
That moment when your parent walks into your room when you're about to talk about something you got away with... — Jerett Parker Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Rick Ross Screaming these niggas can't hold me back .. Forgetting the Fact his ass weighs about 998729069529032 pounds — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
