Funny facebook status Quote by Jerett Parker Download Open image “Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound ass should be in them!” — Jerett Parker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Leggings are everywhere, indeed. Personally, I'm not crazy about them, but they can look great with the right look, a tunic, for instance, or… — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
When I can see your underwear through your leggings they are no longer considered leggings. They then become tights. Come on ladies let's get… — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
My husband has a wife who is happy to wander round in old leggings held up with worn elastic. I'm happy with who I… — Konnie Huq Copy Share Image
I have a pair of Rodarte leggings. They're crazy, but I wore them for one day, and then by the end of the day… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
I have two pairs of stretchy maternity leggings and jeans, which I will never give up, because once you experience an elastic band for… — Daphne Oz Copy Share Image
Why the Fuck is TeamLesbian Or TeamBi almost In every Girls Bio on Twitter?.. Where the Fuck is TeamILIkeLonnngggggDick ?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when you see someone you like with someone that doesn't deserve them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she buried me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
You know he's cheating...but you stay with him...you're a good girl...a good, stupid girl — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I always end up being the one getting hurt...and then accused of hurting the one that hurt me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
