Funny Quote by Jerett Parker Download Open image “Apparently, everyone smokes weed...but everyone is passing drug tests too...hmmmm” — Jerett Parker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Most players don't mind drug testing once they realize they don't have to study for it. — Mack Brown Copy Share Image
Marijuana was a new phenomenon when we started. Now it's for everyone - doctors, lawyers, presidents. — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
Why the Fuck is TeamLesbian Or TeamBi almost In every Girls Bio on Twitter?.. Where the Fuck is TeamILIkeLonnngggggDick ?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when you see someone you like with someone that doesn't deserve them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she buried me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
You know he's cheating...but you stay with him...you're a good girl...a good, stupid girl — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I always end up being the one getting hurt...and then accused of hurting the one that hurt me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
