Clever facebook status Quote by Jerett Parker Download Open image “If you cheat on me I hope you get an STD” — Jerett Parker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Hope
If someone cheats with you, don't be surprised when they cheat on you. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
So we go out and the girl tells me she has a STD. Then she says that's not the worst thing you can have.… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
You cheat once shame on sham on me, cheat on me twice, the monster inside will come out to find you, and give you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why the Fuck is TeamLesbian Or TeamBi almost In every Girls Bio on Twitter?.. Where the Fuck is TeamILIkeLonnngggggDick ?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when you see someone you like with someone that doesn't deserve them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she buried me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
You know he's cheating...but you stay with him...you're a good girl...a good, stupid girl — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I always end up being the one getting hurt...and then accused of hurting the one that hurt me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
