Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind. The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?'… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the… — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics. — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding… — Frank Scoblete Copy Share Image
I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family… — Cristian Machado Copy Share Image
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and… — William Thomas Copy Share Image
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea… — Charley Reese Copy Share Image
No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people,… — Joel Schumacher Copy Share Image
Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them? — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
We are told 'no', we're unimportant, we're peripheral. 'Get a degree, get a job, get a this, get a that.' And then… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
William: You're just gonna have to take who I give you and deal Paris: Like anyone would pick you over me. William:… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not something anyone should know. I’m a… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
The thing about photography is, some people surround themselves with extremely strong subject matter. And unless you're a moron, you're going to… — Andy Summers Copy Share Image
I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as… — Alfred Korzybski Copy Share Image
We are told No, you're unimportant, you're peripheral - get a degree, get a job, get a this, get that, and then… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the… — John Updike Copy Share Image
It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays. — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
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