You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead. — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. — Clive James Copy Share Image
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics. — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a… — Walter Dean Myers Copy Share Image
Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary… — Leo Szilard Copy Share Image
People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron… So he wears lipstick, has a… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
It's not Brits who think American readers are a bunch of whinging morons with the geo-social understanding of a wire coathanger, it's… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
The strength of the computer lies in its being a logic machine. It does precisely what it is programed to do. This… — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
I think a lot of female actors have a real fear of not looking their best. They learn to prize their vanity… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
A person may be a moron or an imbecile if he is lacking in judgment; but with good judgment he can never… — Alfred Binet Copy Share Image
This education has reduced us to a nation of morons; we were strangers to our own culture and camp followers of another… — R.K. Narayan Copy Share Image
Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding… — Frank Scoblete Copy Share Image
Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the… — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
Picture a place called the Karma Kafe and it'll save me the bother of describing it. There was nothing in it you… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
We are told No, you're unimportant, you're peripheral - get a degree, get a job, get a this, get that, and then… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
Not evil. Moronic, which isn't quite the same thing. Evil presupposes a moral decision, intention, and some forethought. A moron or a… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
I buy a tractor two years ago, and four-fifths of the tractor manual is about not tipping over, not raising the bucket… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea… — Charley Reese Copy Share Image
“When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
