All the great enterprises of the world are run by a few smart men: their aides and associates run down by rapid… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I have come to believe that large print, thick and heavy paper, and wide margins and oversize leading is indicative of the… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the industry was run by… — Hanna Rosin Copy Share Image
People are morons. I don't do any social media stuff. I have people telling me all the time, "You should do Twitter,… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
Ask a kid who's struggling in math if he likes being in a mixed-level class, and he'll tell you he feels like… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
You have to remember that what we’re dealing with here are Sumerian gallu demons. The next to the lowest form of demon… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik) Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley, — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
An organization that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only. — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
The townspeople are morons, yokels, peasants and genus homo boobiensis...surrounded by gaping primates from the upland vallies. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead. — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need… — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
How do you politely explain to someone that you had believed for years he was a moron as well as a Fool? — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
I'm sure that there must have been times when you have read books or watched films and found yourself secretly wishing for… — Mark Walden Copy Share Image
