But I too hate long books: the better, the worse. If they're bad they merely make me pant with the effort of… — Vikram Seth Copy Share Image
All is summed up in the prayer which a young female human is said to have uttered recently: "O God, make me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the… — Henri Michaux Copy Share Image
Awkward psht, fumble a 6 year olds new toy at the family Christmas party for 15 minutes to get it to work,… — Trim1man Copy Share Image
Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
John Kerry made a joke about Bush being a moron, and now Bush wants morons to think it was a joke was… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
American Morons is the work of an original. Like Hitchcock or Ramsey Campbell, the style is precise, alert, and well-mannered, inviting us… — Dennis Etchison Copy Share Image
I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a… — Walter Dean Myers Copy Share Image
There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
A person may be a moron or an imbecile if he is lacking in judgment; but with good judgment he can never… — Alfred Binet Copy Share Image
The chief deficiency I see in the skeptical movement is its polarization: Us vs. Them - the sense that we have a… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. — Clive James Copy Share Image
Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons. — Mary Matalin Copy Share Image
Jesus, in fact, was typical of a certain kind of fanatical young idealist: at one moment holding forth, with tears in his… — Margaret E. Knight Copy Share Image
People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
As soon as people enter a theater they must become moron consumers who must be fed information. — Abbas Kiarostami Copy Share Image
Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do. — Dan Abrams Copy Share Image
Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster. — Ken Livingstone Copy Share Image
A congressman actually apologized to BP's CEO for the way the company has been treated. How stupid are you when the CEO… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
