Moron Quote by Johnny Carson Download Open image “An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?” — Johnny Carson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Moron Oxford Oxymoron Study
The real Oxford is a close corporation of jolly, untidy, lazy, good-for-nothing humorous old men, who have been electing their own successors ever since… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable. — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
I made it to Oxford, but it is not that I am particularly clever, much more that I am a worker bee. — Emilia Fox Copy Share Image
Oxford is Oxford: not a mere receptacle for youth, like Cambridge. Perhaps it wants its inmates to love it rather than to love one… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
“Much of his time at Oxford passed by his own account under a dark cloud of listlessness and depression. He was dismayed by the… — Hilary Spurling Copy Share Image
Undergraduates owe their happiness chiefly to the consciousness that they are no longer at school. The nonsense which was knocked out of them at… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
What I realized the moment I got to Oxford was that someone like me could not really be part of it. I mean, I… — Stuart Hall Copy Share Image
Oxford is a very special place. You really sensed the value of a good education there. — Munira Mirza Copy Share Image
“THE OXFORD UNIVERSITY I came up to in 1917 was a shadow of her normal, self-assured self, its population a tenth of that in… — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
And certainly having gone to Oxford, and seen some of the other students there, I wouldn't say the ones at my school were less… — Liz Truss Copy Share Image
It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth. I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
From the time I was a little kid, I was always shy. Performing was when I was outgoing. So I guess I am a… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I'm often asked, "What is your favorite moment during the 30 years you hosted [The Tonight Show]?" I really don't have just one. The… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.' — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind. The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?' How sad… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially… — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics. — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or… — Frank Scoblete Copy Share Image
I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family is a… — Cristian Machado Copy Share Image
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact… — William Thomas Copy Share Image
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are only happy… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea that there… — Charley Reese Copy Share Image
No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent moron to… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
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