Moron Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Moron Real Thinking
This thing called thinking, just as you think of it, the more you think of it, the best thinking can be NOT to think… — Jason Chan Chi-san Copy Share Image
If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
Don't think for others. Don't think what they might be thinking. It's not them doing the thinking, and drawing the conclusion except for you,… — Geraldine Vermaak Copy Share Image
I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as… — Alfred Korzybski Copy Share Image
You think when you don't want to do anything. Thinking is a poor alternative to acting. Your thinking is consuming all your energy. Act,… — U.G. Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to stop thinking for others and let them think for themselves. Solve other problems with your thoughts. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
Nobody knows what another person is thinking. They may imagine they do, but they are nearly always wrong. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind. The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?' How sad… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially… — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics. — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or… — Frank Scoblete Copy Share Image
I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family is a… — Cristian Machado Copy Share Image
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact… — William Thomas Copy Share Image
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are only happy… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea that there… — Charley Reese Copy Share Image
No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent moron to… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
