“It was a great place to run red lights, which I count as a fine recreational activity.” — Tim Cahill Copy Share Image
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? — Jacques Plante Copy Share Image
When you're late to school by 30 seconds and get marked tardy...I got caught in red lights ok give me a break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When the Internet arrived in Ireland... it was like having Amsterdam's Red Light District in your own living room. — Tom Dunne Copy Share Image
Life Will Put Many Red Lights In Front Of You, But Sometimes We Must Push On The Gas And Trust God — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Life is not full of green lights. The red lights help bring things into perspective. — Jaime Garcia Sr Copy Share Image
It's true that I've driven through a number of red lights on occasion, but on the other hand, I've stopped at a… — Glenn Gould Copy Share Image
Smog is affecting larger parts of China, and environmental pollution has become a major problem, which is natures red-light warning against the… — Li Keqiang Copy Share Image
In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't.… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
There is no other city as vulgar and obscene as Osaka. We should celebrate the image and welcome the development of casinos… — Toru Hashimoto Copy Share Image
The preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side. And I was so pleased to be informed of… — The Rolling Stones Copy Share Image
I can't see a problem with imposing fines on drivers who violate traffic safety laws. The speed limit is the speed limit.… — Robert James Thomson Copy Share Image
I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Goaltending is a suffering position. Your equipment protects you from injury, but not from pain, every time you go out there. And… — Kevin Constantine Copy Share Image
I'll never forget the moment when I saw a red light go on, on the camera, and that image translated to the… — Susanna White Copy Share Image
When you're doing a show on stage, and they show you a red light, that means you have 5 minutes left. At… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
There was a frosty rime upon the trees, which, in the faint light of the clouded moon, hung upon the smaller branches… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
What is Love? Listen! It is the rainbow that stands out, in all its glorious many-colored hues, illuminating and making glad again… — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
Billboards, billboards, drink this, eat that, use all manner of things, everyone, the best, the cheapest, the purest and most satisfying of… — Neal Cassady Copy Share Image
In the United States, throughout all twenty-four hours of every day of the year - year after year - we have an… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
Red lights, green lights, stop and go jive. Headlines, deadlines, jamming your mind. — Billy Squier Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that frustrate me. I get frustrated when I have to wait at a red light. — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
“I’m dropping by. I may hit a few red lights, so I’ll be there in thirteen hours.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Get your pockets dug from all your chemical bank ends caught him at the red light - on Putman Avenue and Franklin — GZA Copy Share Image
The masses-I love em-they rush for red lights, risking everything to capture a few seconds, only to get home and waste their… — Arthur Nersesian Copy Share Image
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I've fallen asleep at red lights before. Not like passed out, but like I've put the parking break on and reclined my… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
My hair is brown with a tinge of red. The lights in NBA arenas are extremely bright, and that makes my hair… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image