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Candle Quote by Mitch Hedberg

“When you're doing a show on stage, and they show you a red light, that means you have 5 minutes left. At some clubs, they hold a candle up in the back. That's the worst method. You're up here, and then you see a floating candle. "Oh, no! This place is haunted!" I can't be funny when I'm frightened.” quote by Mitch Hedberg
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“When you're doing a show on stage, and they show you a red light, that means you have 5 minutes left. At some clubs, they hold a candle up in the back. That's the worst method. You're up here, and then you see a floating candle. "Oh, no! This place is haunted!" I can't be funny when I'm frightened.”

Mitch Hedberg

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up comedy, 1998

Stage cues like red lights or candles create awkward, fearful humor.

In simple terms: Stage signals can cause funny fear.

Key Takeaway

Adapt humor to unexpected stage cues.

Themes

comedy performance anxiety

Mood

self‑deprecating humorous

Type

observational satirical

When to use this quote

  • live shows
  • theater
  • improv workshops

Key Concepts

improvisation stagecraft

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you stay funny under pressure?
  • What alternatives improve audience safety?
A Different Perspective

Reliance on cues can limit spontaneity.

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