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Howard Stern

(1954) Actor United States

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Howard Stern is an actor from the United States, best known for Miss America.

Quick Facts About Howard Stern

Born: January 12, 1954
Nationality: United States
Profession: Actor
Notable works: Miss America
Spouse: Beth Ostrosky Stern

About Howard Stern

Howard Allan Stern is an American broadcaster, comedian, and media personality. He is best known for The Howard Stern Show, which rose to prominence through national syndication on terrestrial radio from 1986 to 2005; he has broadcast on SiriusXM since 2006.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Howard Stern

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever…

Audience

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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my…

Angry

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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

Believe

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I'm not looking for a paycheck.

Paychecks

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I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

Believe

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Just the mere mention of Jay Leno's name makes me to want to vomit.

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Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.

Comedian

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I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

Appreciate

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Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

Gossip

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I didn't listen to executives.

Communication

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There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all…

Being bullied

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I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

Irritated

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I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get…

Being funny

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I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry…

America

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I'm in a war, a cultural war.

War

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And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of…

Apologizing

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I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

Believe

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I dont like to go out. I dont like to leave the house. I like to stay home, but Im fascinated by…

Habits

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I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so…

Aspect

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I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure…

Business

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I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Funny

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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

Breaking promises

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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed…

Christian

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I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.

Believer

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The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based…

Bunch

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