How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff Copy Share Image
I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear… — Jean Larteguy Copy Share Image
I know you have not thought about it. Italians always act without thinking, it's the glory and the downfall of your civilisation.… — Louis de Bernieres Copy Share Image
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You're gonna die. You're gonna die. And nobody's gonna care which version of the iPhone you used to make something on Twitter,… — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I would work… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think that the government has an obligation to monitor communications that could reveal a plot to murder millions of Americans. Monitoring… — Jeff Gannon Copy Share Image
I who was a house full of bowel movement, I who was a defaced altar, I who wanted to crawl toward God… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
I respect so much the work that so many women do, but that's just not what I do. I have a job… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the… — Alfred the Great Copy Share Image
“Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
