Bowel movements Quote by Joseph Heller

“There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God…

— Joseph Heller

As far as I'm concerned, if there is a supreme being then He chose organic evolution as a way of bringing into existence the…

— David Attenborough

Certainly he who can digest a second or third fluxion need not, methinks, be squeamish about any point in divinity.

— George Berkeley

“Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include tooth decay in His divine system…

— Joseph Heller

He who commends the nature of the soul as the supreme good, and condemns the nature of the flesh as evil, at once both…

— Saint Augustine

“there is found a third level of religious experience, even if it is seldom found in a pure form. I will call it the…

— Albert Einstein

Whatever his inhibitions and tastes, Western man believes in the natural holiness of seminudism and raw vegetable juice, because these have become for him…

— Rene Dubos

“It is said that one can understand the Supreme Personality of Godhead when one is even slightly favored by Him; otherwise, without His mercy,…

— A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupāda

No man has a more perfect reliance on the alwise and powerful dispensations of the Supreme Being than I have, nor thinks His aid…

— George Washington

If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.

— Marlene Dietrich

Reverence invites Revelation

— Boyd K. Packer

“It is certain, that, in every religion, however sublime the verbal definition which it gives of its divinity, many of the votaries, perhaps the…

— Christopher Hitchens