Funny Quote by Joseph Heller

“Yossarian marveled that children could suffer such barbaric sacrifice without evincing the slightest hint of fear or pain. He took for granted that they…

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian's attitude toward his roommates turned merciful and protective at the mere recollection of Captain Black. It was not their fault that they were…

— Joseph Heller

“The only end in sight was Yossarian's own, and he might have remained in the hospital until doomsday had it not been for that…

— Joseph Heller

“Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence…

— Joseph Heller

“It was a vile and muddy war, and Yossarian could have lived without it—lived forever, perhaps. Only a fraction of his countrymen would give…

— Joseph Heller

“How do you feel Yossarian?" "Fine. No, I'm very frightened." "That's good," said Major Danby. "It proves you're still alive. It won't be fun."…

— Joseph Heller

“The dead man in Yossarian's tent was a pest, and Yossarian didn't like him, even though he had never seen him. Having him laying…

— Joseph Heller

“In short, he was a dope. He often looked to Yossarian like one of those people hanging around modern museums with both eyes together…

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian thought he knew why Nately's whore held him responsible for Nately's death and wanted to kill him. Why the hell shouldn't he? It…

— Joseph Heller

“Nately's death, in fact, almost killed Yossarian too, for when he broke the news to Nately's whore in Rome she uttered a piercing heartbroken…

— Joseph Heller

“Only a fraction of his countrymen would give up their lives to win it (the war), and it was not his ambition to be…

— Joseph Heller

“Doc Daneeka was Yossarian's friend and would do just about nothing in his power to help him.”

— Joseph Heller