“Fine, I’m going to beat you like a toddler in a wolverine fight.” “You will feel more distress than if you were trapped on an airplane during its landing approach and suddenly suffered an unstoppable bowel movement.” “Explain,” Angela demanded.… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“I said it was embarrassing. It is, having all these eyes worshipping me,” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“The next time he spoke it was with fury, hope, and desperation all rolled together like a burrito of command.” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“Thus the Guild of Villainous Reformation has three new apprentices.” Ivan resisted the urge to groan inwardly at the Guild’s full name. He always… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“We’ve gotten wind of a confluence.” Apollo set the folder on Quorum’s desk. Quorum pulled the folder over and flicked it open with his… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“I am still a god, after all. There’s a certain way these things are done.” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“Krystal snorted out a laugh. “Hit on me? Freddy, Bubba is gay. Like really gay. Gayer than a unicorn butt-fucking a rainbow. You’re the… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“Ivan, task handled, lowered his hand, pausing only to pop his knuckles. He turned to face his apprentice. He cleared his throat, and took… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“The first of us who were set free weren’t the worst of the lot, though we were some of the most powerful. More than… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“I'm working on the future, instead of being caught up in where I am today. - Roy Daniels” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“I can really feel the love in this apprenticeship already,” Tory said. “You’re not dead yet. That’s about as loving as the Guild can… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“There may come times that you will regret not just dying when you had a chance.” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“Along the way, he followed his own advice and snagged a pair of mismatched daggers from the corpses of fallen archers. They weren’t as… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
