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Army Quote by Jean Larteguy

“I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general's bowel movements or their colonel's piles, an army that would be shown for a…” quote by Jean Larteguy
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“I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general's bowel movements or their colonel's piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country.”

Jean Larteguy

About This Quote

Source Novel: The War of the End of the World by Jean Larteguy, 1970

A satirical vision of a decorative army that exists only for spectacle, caring more about trivialities than real combat.

In simple terms: A mock army obsessed with appearances and petty concerns.

Key Takeaway

Focus on substance over show.

Themes

satire military society spectacle trivialities

Mood

ironic critical wry

Type

satirical commentary humorous

When to use this quote

  • parades
  • public exhibitions
  • political propaganda
  • media shows

Key Concepts

bureaucracy ego public perception military culture

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this say about societies that prioritize image over function?
  • How can we balance tradition with practical effectiveness?
A Different Perspective

May overlook genuine strategic needs and human costs.

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