Bowel movements Quote by William S. Burroughs

I think some people have verbal irritable bowel syndrome they just can't seem to control the SHIT that comes out of their mouth...

— Hemantsmarty

In times past, knowledge of the bowel was more widespread and people were taught how to care for the bowel. Somehow bowel wisdom got…

— Bernard Jensen

If we lived correctly, there would be no need to concern ourselves with the bowel. However, most of us are not living right.

— Bernard Jensen

All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the…

— W. C. Fields

“Frequent bowel movements were associated with an increased risk of rectal cancer in men, and constipation was associated with a decreased risk.” Mike Jones…

— Mary Roach

In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies…

— Bernard Jensen

I'm open that I suffer from really bad IBS and I think people get really embarrassed about stuff like that.

— Megan McKenna

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement.

— Jessica Simpson

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

— Dane Cook

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

— Anonymous

“I stood back up and looked down at my feces. A lovely snail-shell architecture, still steaming. Borromini. My bowels must be in good shape,…

— Umberto Eco

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

— Cody Lundin