Constipated Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Constipated People Don't Give A crap.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Constipated Constipated People Crap Don Crap Funny good morning People Don
I think I am emotionally constipated... I haven't given a shit in days... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement. — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
People don't appreciate their intestines until something goes wrong. But I always hope that people gain a little appreciation for their guts. — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies… — Bernard Jensen Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman Copy Share Image
America is a constipated nation… If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals. — Denis Parsons Burkitt Copy Share Image
“I’ve been a bit constipated lately, you see, and the Virgin Mary calendar hangs in the bathroom. It has passages from the Bible but… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
A negative look from someone else may mean nothing more than they're constipated! — Daniel Amen Copy Share Image
“You're a little tall to play Ariel." said Moth. "And you have way too many muscles," said Mustardseed. "But you might be able to… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought."… — Josephine Tey Copy Share Image
“Dreams are the psyche's way of taking a good dump every now and then. And that people who dream - or don't dream in… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“After all, the English are really too much. One can't live in that constipated fashion forever.” — Paul Bowles Copy Share Image
“Lucy just took her hand and smacked herself in the forehead with it. I think that meant she was constipated. So, I just left… — Zack Zombie Books Copy Share Image
