Funny good morning Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Constipated People Don't Give A crap.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny good morning
I think I am emotionally constipated... I haven't given a shit in days... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement. — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
People don't appreciate their intestines until something goes wrong. But I always hope that people gain a little appreciation for their guts. — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies… — Bernard Jensen Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light. — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
The world is new to us every morning - and every man should believe he is reborn each day — Baal Shem Tov Copy Share Image
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
