Quote by Corey Taylor

“we can't go on ... having regular bowel movements ... while creation happens!”

— Poul Anderson

“- You know what this is? - Nope - It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.”

— Warren Ellis

“You have severe mental constipation.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“So many people today are emotionally constipated. Let that ”

— Sanjo Jendayi

“The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your bowel movements. Ain’t that some shit?”

— Jarod Kintz

“He describes opening up an artery, flushing the blood out with water, and pumping in alcohol. I’ve been to frat parties like that.”

— Mary Roach

“To every party, I bring my own booze. No need to help me carry it, as I walk in with it already in my…

— Jarod Kintz

“I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I've played a few times, Anna. Remember the parties?" "Not exactly." I must have been in the bathroom during that part of the nonexistent…

— Sarah Ockler

“I spat from the bowels a great bilge and burden for which daily tranquility depends.”

— Mark A. Putch

“Living in the edge - that's what I feel like when I don't know what my bowels are going to do next.”

— Jane Wilson-Howarth

“This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.”

— Jody Gehrman