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“Quite collected at cocktail parties, meanwhile in my head I'm undergoing open-heart surgery.”

— Anne Sexton

“I have found out all I need to know, it’s pretty self explanatory. You wanted a laugh; trick two girls into thinking you liked…

— Nicole Gulla

“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replaced it with a bottle of whiskey.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for…

— John Green

“To every party, I bring my own booze. No need to help me carry it, as I walk in with it already in my…

— Jarod Kintz

“You're like an alcohol in my veins.”

— A.S. King

“In retrospect I can only call it a party in passing. If I can be completely frank, I’ve had crazier bowel movements.”

— Corey Taylor

“The elevator door opens right into the loft. I was counting on those extra few seconds of hallway before facing the party, the party…

— Melissa Bank

“Meanwhile, as the party ascended to ever dizzier alcoholic altitudes...”

— Theodore Roszak

“Was he an alcoholic? What was that? Someone who drinks all the time? Who can't say no to a drink? Who drinks in secret?…

— Irvine Welsh

“I tell you, to be drunk on alcohol is disgraceful, but to be drunk on water is noble and ecstatic.”

— Yann Martel

“Like most drunks, Billy bypassed the small talk and slapped his bleeding, broken heart into my palm like a lump of raw beef.”

— Andrew Michael Hurley