Turd Quote by Jody Gehrman

“I’m trying to put things in the best light, but a turd’s a turd, whatever light it’s in!”

— Joe Abercrombie

“She's about as sweet as a flaming turd.”

— James Patterson

“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.”

— Nenia Campbell

“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.”

— Thomas McGuane

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

“I know you have the patience of a rapidly decomposing turd.”

— Mary E. Pearson

“In retrospect I can only call it a party in passing. If I can be completely frank, I’ve had crazier bowel movements.”

— Corey Taylor

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Like they say, no point in rubbin' a turd.”

— Julia Wertz

“I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You have your opinion, I have mine, and it takes all kinds of nuts and dips to make a party, right?”

— Anonymous