Light Quote by Joe Abercrombie

“I know you have the patience of a rapidly decomposing turd.”

— Mary E. Pearson

“This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.”

— Jody Gehrman

“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.”

— Thomas McGuane

“She's about as sweet as a flaming turd.”

— James Patterson

“You are but a hard turd in the ass of my journey.”

— David Liss

“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I…

— David Sedaris

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

“Like they say, no point in rubbin' a turd.”

— Julia Wertz

“Talk about solid turds all you want. The molecular integrity of shit is small potatoes.”

— David Foster Wallace

“Nobody cares what the entrée is… if the appetizer is turds in a blanket!”

— Robert Armstrong

“There is entirely too much tut-tutting in this realm, if you ask me.”

— George R.R. Martin

“I am a 'Light' seeker with a 'tude'!." ~R. Alan Woods [2013]”

— R. Alan Woods