Quote by Julia Wertz

“Give that meat a good ol' rub”

— Ainsley Harriott

“I know you have the patience of a rapidly decomposing turd.”

— Mary E. Pearson

“Rubes came and rubes went.”

— Stephen King

“This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.”

— Jody Gehrman

“I’m trying to put things in the best light, but a turd’s a turd, whatever light it’s in!”

— Joe Abercrombie

“He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd”

— Marthe Jocelyn

“Never rub another mans rhubarb”

— Jack Nicholson

“You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage.” “Say what?”

— Janet Evanovich

“You are but a hard turd in the ass of my journey.”

— David Liss

“I said, 'Yes theres a lot to look a head to. Like croaking iron at Widders Dump. We do the croaking and they get…

— Russell Hoban

“She's about as sweet as a flaming turd.”

— James Patterson

“There is entirely too much tut-tutting in this realm, if you ask me.”

— George R.R. Martin