Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.”

— Jim Butcher

“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.”

— Thomas McGuane

“EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.”

— Lauren Conrad

“they bread the chicken fingers in Cap'n Crunch cereal. Yeah. Take a moment to absorb how incredible that is, because once you do, you're…

— Jack Gray

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

“bread makes you fat??”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines…

— Ree Drummond

“Eliminate the wheat, eliminate the problem. What have you got to lose except your wheat belly, your man breasts, or your bagel butt?”

— William Davis

“Eaters of Wonder Bread Must be underbred. So little to eat. Where's the wheat?”

— Roy Blount Jr

“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left…

— Jesse Petersen

“This was a time when I intentionally failed to drop bread crumbs for my return journey; instead, I ate them.”

— André Aciman

“There ain’t no clean end on a turd,”

— Marc Cameron