“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong” — Jesse Petersen Humor Copy Share Image
“Make requests, not demands. example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.” — Jesse Petersen Humorous Copy Share Image
“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I… — Jesse Petersen Comedy Copy Share Image
“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.” — Jesse Petersen Married-with-zombies Copy Share Image
“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.” — Jesse Petersen Married-with-zombies Copy Share Image
“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet… — Jesse Petersen Humor Copy Share Image
“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might… — Jesse Petersen Comedy Copy Share Image
“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on… — Jesse Petersen Anger Copy Share Image
“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as… — Jesse Petersen Married-with-zombies Copy Share Image
“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.” — Jesse Petersen Comedy Copy Share Image
“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.” — Jesse Petersen Every day Copy Share Image
“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.” — Jesse Petersen Humor Copy Share Image
“I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.” — Jesse Petersen Comedy Copy Share Image
“Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.” — Jesse Petersen Comedy Copy Share Image
“Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!” — Jesse Petersen Married-with-zombies Copy Share Image
“Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once” — Jesse Petersen Time Copy Share Image
