Quote by Jesse Petersen Download Open image ““I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.”” — Jesse Petersen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The great martial artist Bruce Lee had once commented, “If someone comes at you with a sword, run if you can. Kung Fu doesn’t… — Douglas E. Richards Copy Share Image
“...with that I turned into a punching, struggling, kicking psycho redneck zombie bitch.” — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“Admit your kung fu is weak, and I will spare you the final blow.” “Eat [censored] and die, [also censored]!” — Daniel Thorman Copy Share Image
“I grabbed a robe and a fireplace poker and headed down the stairs at a snail's pace. I was sure I loved him, but… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Kung Fu, like any art, is a practical affair, not just a question of gathering knowledge. In other words, one becomes proficient through hard,… — Wong Kiew Kit Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when u run into a spider web and suddenly know kung fu — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Karate moved slowly through the lobby. His gaze went to Belghazi and his eyes hardened in a way that would mean nothing to most… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“The Zombies stayed in and sat on the bed. More Zombies came and they just spoke about brains and boogers and burgers and boobs… — Myron Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Make requests, not demands. example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike,… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
