Humorous Quote by Jesse Petersen

“Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.”

— Jesse Petersen

“I am in desperate need of killing something.”

— Robin LaFevers

“You can’t kill me with a bullet, darling. You’ll just piss me off.” – Sundown “Maybe, but shooting you might be fun. And while…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Act on people's request before request turn into intimidation.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Please don't shoot me for this”

— tahereh mafi

“To say “no” to someone in need is like summoning death in a whisper.”

— D.F. Bailey

“I don’t demand much. All I expect is for you to love me so much you kill yourself just to get my attention.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When you get a gun, shoot a zombie”

— Crisiana marie leto

“Attempts at character assassination occur when it is too conspicuous to pierce your target with a bullet. ”

— Sardonyx Jade

“All my requests are in but one, thy Will be done.”

— Charles Wesley

“ Please ." I touched his shoulder and he swung around like I'd hit him. "I'm begging you." "That's not begging. That's commanding with…

— Nenia Campbell

“He places the last pillow on the pile and looks at me. He jerks his head to the pile of pillows. “I watched you…

— Karen Marie Moning