Comedy Quote by Jesse Petersen

““Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.””

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“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.”

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“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.”

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“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”

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“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left…

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“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.”

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“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.”

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“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”

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