“We seemed to be quite adept at pulling the eject lever on frying pan and landing our happy tails in the fire.” — Bryan James Fire Copy Share Image
“I’d prefer not to end up at the losing end of a zombie ass tonight.” — Bryan James End Losing Copy Share Image
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