“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
