Humor Quote by Jesse Petersen Download Open image ““Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”” — Jesse Petersen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“The woman didn't taste bad, but she tasted wrong. She smelled good, but it wasn't right. ” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“And food made with love, she thought, tasted better-everybody knew that. It just did.” — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“She almost refused the food, but refusing something that might aid her in the end was simply foolish.” — Erica Stevens Copy Share Image
“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Women were all right when they cooked good things to eat. The rest of the time they did nothing but make trouble.” — Marjorie Rawling Copy Share Image
“When asked why she had tried to kill herself, she said only, "It was a mistake.” — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“our stops always involved food. I had to watch myself because if I tried to eat all the times she did, I would be… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“She thought she was wrong? He was the one who got a hard-on every time she looked up at him with those desperate, brown… — Kitty Thomas Copy Share Image
“There's something different when a woman does you wrong. We're supposed to be here for each other!” — Kyle Labe Copy Share Image
“Make requests, not demands. example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike,… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
